NFL week 2 horah!

Did I mention I love Football?

Falcons over Cardinals
Cowboys over Bears
Steelers over Titans
Bengals over Ravens
Eagles over Lions
Vikings over Dolphins
Chiefs over Browns
Panthers over Buccaneers
Packers over Bills
Seahawks over Broncos
Rams over Raiders
Texans over Redskins
Patriots over Jets
Chargers over Jaguars
Colts over Giants
Saints over 49ers

maps

the gps systems for cars could be one of the greatest inventions for the wandering driver.  I always think I'll beable to home in on my destination somehow using magic powers, so who needs directions?  While a success rating of about 40% is respectable, it still leaves much to be desired.  So now I turn to the helpful garmin as my co-pilot.
maybe I should invest in an awesome side-kick voice for my garmin...
Jarvis?
Scottie?
no.  I'm going to get a welsh language option for the garmin.  It will be great, someone to yell at as he gabbles away in some incomprehensible dying language trying to tell me to just TURN LEFT YOUR THERE!  I can even make so sometimes it's in welsh and sometimes it's in heavily accented welnglish just to mess with my head.

too much guitar hero

How much is too much? 
If, instead of random sparks of color flashing in front of your eyes when you close them, you see the scrolling circles of guitar hero behind your eyelids, you've played too much guitar hero.
If your dreams involve a strange blending of playing guitar hero and living the life of a rock superstar because of your intense level of play, you've played too much guitar hero.
If your fiance comes over to you while you're playing, and you actually think that she's admiring your fretwork, you've played too much guitar hero.
It's time for a break.

The Irony Alligator

Sick of people who misuse the word irony?  So is my friend the irony alligator.  He's made it his life goal to hunt down misuse-ees and spring upon them suddenly out from the bushes, making them flee in terror.  He won't hurt them or anything, he's a pacifist; which is NOT ironic (but close).  The irony alligator also wears tee shirts with the cookie monster cooking up chocolate chip dough like it's drugs.  These tee shirts aren't ironic either, but the fact that the irony alligator acts like this is ironic so boo-yah!

fear the irony alligator.

ps.  the irony alligator now has an arch nemesis:
the grammar griffon.

My mind on exercise

Yesterday, as I was bike riding down the town path, I went by a bench that had 'I heart tits' written in graffiti on it.  The first time I went by it, I thought:

what a coincidence, me too!  hehe.hehe

When I went by it on my way back from an hours worth of exercise, my brain had reached the point where it thought:

I know!  Doesn't everybody heart them, though?  Wellll, maybe not everybody, but I bet about 80% of any sizeable polling group would.  Ha, with an opinion poll like that, tits should run for office; they'd be the perfect running mates.  4 out of 5 voters agree, tits should be running this country...
...if they aren't already.

from the fog of crazy dreams

all I can remember was that I was trying to stop an atomic baker..

his sweet pastry breads,
hid nuclear war-heads.

I was a rhyming cia agent apparently.

a brief list of cars..

white buick from the 80's.... sold for parts
red saab from the 90's......... wrecked
beige ford from the 90's...... sold for parts
red nissan from 00's............ given to family member
black volvo from the 90's... wrecked
red ford from the 00's.......... sold as a real car!

so what's next?
how about this volvo:

I like it